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• The best part of my day is over when the alarm goes off
• You got an alarm clock in there, sir?" "No! No, heavens, no, no.
  . Just vests." "Sounded a bit like an alarm clock going off....
• Well it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and go, go, go, and don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
  Well you can do anything but stay off of my blue suede shoes. -- Elvi...
• My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off.. It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
  )) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
• Nowadays, when opportunity knocks, you have to unlock both deadbolts, remove the chain, and turn off the burglar alarm.
  .....
• SLEEP: that fleeting moment just before the alarm.
• I knew Doris Day before she was a Virgin!
• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.