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• RELATIVES!!
• I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid of me.
• I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
  I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more....
• My cat's name is Winky, The One Eyed Wonder Kitty.
• Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
  Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate....
• Where there's a will, there are relatives!
• Ok, folks, you want the fifty buck question...here it comes.
  ..ready or not! Lake Webster is located in Massachusetts....
• I looked up my wife's family tree. Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it.
• While it may be true that success is relative, it is absolutely true that none of my relatives are a success.