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• Cat Scan: Searching for kitty...
• I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
• SMILEY '-) one eyed ma
• If you throw a cat out the car window, is that kitty litter?
• In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is insane.
• In the country of the blind the one-eyed is king. ERASMUS
• I saw a commercial the other day for cat food. It said, "All natural food for your cat.
  All natural food. But cat food is made out of horsemeat....
• Marge: [reading the poster] "Hang in there, baby!" You said it, kitty.
  [looking more closely] "Copryright 1968." Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead....