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• Tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip. Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?
  Permission to speak. ............... Answer the General, Baldrick....
• Baldrick, I gave you two notes. You sent the note asking for a sponge bag to the finest mind in English legal history, and you sent the note requesting legal representation to.
  ..? (George enters) Well tally-ho, with a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz....
• Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?
  ...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then....
• Neither we nor the Hun favour fighting our battles 'au naturelle' But sir, it's artistic, it's.
  ..willing suspension of disbelief. Well, I'm not having anyone staring in disbelief at _my_ willy suspension....
• These paintings could spell my way out of the trenches!
  Yours? ...That's right, _ours_... -- Edmund and George : Captain Cook...
• So - it's maximum security. Is that clear? Certainly, sir.
  Only myself and the rest of the English-speaking world is to know....
• My mother...will be as pleased as Punch. Mmmm...if only she we're as _good-looking_ as Punch, Baldrick.
  .. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Private Baldrick here is obviously a bit of an impressionist.
  ...The only decent impression _he_ can do is of a man with no talent....
• Oh, sir, just one thing. If we _should_ happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
  ...Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump two hundred feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area....