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• Neither we nor the Hun favour fighting our battles 'au naturelle' But sir, it's artistic, it's.
  ..willing suspension of disbelief. Well, I'm not having anyone staring in disbelief at _my_ willy suspension....
• I myself have dreamed up a structure intermediate between Dyson spheres and planets.
  Build a ring 93 million miles in radius -- one Earth orbit -- around the sun....
• Private Baldrick here is obviously a bit of an impressionist.
  ...The only decent impression _he_ can do is of a man with no talent....
• They're firing, sir!! They're firing!!! ...Thank you, Lieutenant.
  If thy hit _me_, you'll be sure to point it out, won't you. -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Homer: Oh, man: I've only got one minute 'till they stop serving those breakfast balls!
  [stops behind Bush at the drive thru] George...
• Tally ho, pip-pip, and Bernard's your Uncle...! ...
  In English we say, 'Good morning'... -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Oh, come, come, sir - now, you can't deny that this newspaper is good for the morale of the men?
  Certainly not. I just feel more could be achieved by giving them some _real_ toilet paper....
• Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?
  ...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then....
• Chekov: "What are we looking for, sir?" Spock: "Lieutenant.
  .." Valeris: "Two pairs of gravity boots." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...