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• The Bore is the person who deprives you of your solitude without any form of recompense in the form of decent company.
  A good bore can consume within the space of one year, one and a half times his own weight in patience....
• A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
• A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you.
  -- Bert Leston Taylor, "The So-Called Human Race", (1922-)...
• Bore: A man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
  -- Melville D. Lando...
• The person who says, 'Where did you last have it?' actually believes he is providing valuable assistance.
  -- Smith's Observatio...
• I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
• A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.