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• Bore: A man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
  -- Melville D. Lando...
• A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
  -- Lisa Kirk...
• A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself
  and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself. -- Lisa Kirk...
• The great rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
  -- Katharine Whiteho...
• Self-centered people are those who spend so much time talking about themselves we never get a chance to talk about ourselves.
• The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.
  It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Did you hear about the woman who hates her husband so much that she closes her eyes during intercourse because she doesn't want to see him enjoying himself.
• You can't out-talk a man who knows what he's talking about. -- Hutchins' Law
• Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist there is no God.
  -- Heywood Hale Broun (1888-1939)...