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• A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
• Self-centered people are those who spend so much time talking about themselves we never get a chance to talk about ourselves.
• A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
  -- Lisa Kirk...
• A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself
  and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself. -- Lisa Kirk...
• You can't out-talk a man who knows what he's talking about. -- Hutchins' Law
• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• Levity is the soul of wit. -- Melville D. Landon. (Eli Perkins)
• PESSIMIST: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door.
  OPTIMIST: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants....
• pessimist: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door.
  optimist: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants....