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• FROM THE DESK OF Dorothy Gale Auntie Em: Hate you.
  Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy...
• Bumper sticker: Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy
• Dear Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Goodbye. I'm taking the dog. -- Dorothy
• Your dog finds you repulsive.
• If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do
  Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. -- Comedian Jay Leno...
• If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do
  Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno...
• I thought you said that your dog does not bite! -- It's not my dog.
• Regardless your income level, it's 10% too little.