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• The word "dog" does not bite: William Jame
• A dead dog cannot bite.
• Killing the dog will not cure the bite.
• 22) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right!
  I never would've thought of that!'" --Dave Barry...
• My kid said, "I want a dog." Well, I went to the kennel.
  The first dog I saw had legs four inches long in front, two feet long in back....
• Don't let the same dog bite you twice. -- Chuck Berry
• He had been bitten by a dog, but didn't give it much thought until he noticed that the wound was taking a remarkably long time to heal.
  Finally, he consulted a doctor who took one look at it and ordered the dog brought in....
• I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
• Your dog finds you repulsive.