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• Bart answers the door]} Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
  } Bart: {That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr....
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• doorbell rings] Marge: Oh, that's the babysitter. No one in town will sit for you two any more.
  I had to choose between a grad student at the university and a scary-looking hobo....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Ewwww, gross. Momm! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
  Bart: [hastily pulls up his pants] Oh sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt....
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
  [camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge...
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....