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Start, Low Pitch, Slow:) Hhhhheeelllllloooooo Thheeeerrrrrrre Evvvvveerrrryyyboooodyyyy.
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(Start, low pitch, slow:) Hhhhheeelllllloooooo thheeeerrrrrrre
evvvvveerrrryyyboooodyyyy... (Middle, normal:) ...home of
Veronica, Jaw-Chyi, Mark, and Mike. Nobody's home... (Later,
high pitch, fast:) ...liketoleaveamessageafterthetonethen...
(End, incomprehensible chipmunk gibberish:)
...kkfjdkeirucjkljfklreudjfkleqBEEP
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
Related:
Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":) You have reached 587-8783.
Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When I pick up the phone....
Jimmy Buffett's "This Hotel Room:") I ain't home, I ain't home, you better leave a message 'cause I ain't home.
-- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking.
I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible....
You've reached Mike and Nancy's answering machine. They're not home right now.
At least, I don't think they are. Hang on. (Voice moves away from recording microphone....
Heartbreak Hotel
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you? -- Answering machine madness - machine theme
Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme...
Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now.
However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you....
WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later....