Related:

• Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":) You have reached 587-8783.
  Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When I pick up the phone....
• Jimmy Buffett's "This Hotel Room:") I ain't home, I ain't home, you better leave a message 'cause I ain't home.
  -- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
• Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking.
  I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible....
• You've reached Mike and Nancy's answering machine. They're not home right now.
  At least, I don't think they are. Hang on. (Voice moves away from recording microphone....
• Heartbreak Hotel
• Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you? -- Answering machine madness - machine theme
• Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
  -- Answering machine madness - machine theme...
• Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now.
  However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you....
• WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
  But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later....