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• Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.
• Please affix a 29-cent stamp on your next message.
• The post office is required to deliver a minimum of two bills per day to each house.
  There is no maximum....
• I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.
• I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.
• Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp.
  It's 2 cents for postage and 30 cents for storage....