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• Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.
• Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.
• Fragile. Handle it like the U.S. Post Office!
• We all want our friends to tell us our bad qualitie
  it is only the particular ass that does so that we can't tolerate. -- William Jame...
• I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.
• I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.
• Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carso
• Starting a painting is easy...the hard part is stopping before you mess it up.
  -- Jeff McNelly, "Shoe...
• This is the hardest part about meeting a daily deadline.
  ..coming up with a good excuse for being late... -- Jeff McNelly, "Shoe...