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• Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
• Play like you've got guts coming out of your ears. -- Paul "Bear" Brya
• Guts: Putting "Moderator" in your twit filter.....
• Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter.
• Homer: Must have rare gummi...[to Marge] Distract the salesman.
  Marge: No! I won't make a spectacle out of myself any further....
• Dr. McCoy, I hate your #*@%ing human guts. Discussion?
• You may be redneck... if you can have sex without spilling your beer.
• I am loathe to interrupt your meditation, sir, but the time has come for money to change hands.
  -- Apu snaps Homer out of his daze at the Kwik-E-Mart register, "Principal Charming...
• Carl: You new? Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes.
  Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny....