Carl: You new?
Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes.
Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny.
Grimes: How do you do.
Homer: [picks up one of Grimes' pencils, spilling the rest onto his
desk] Wow, you've got pencils with your name on them -- just
like a pencil company executive. I'd give anything for one
of these.
Grimes: [tugs the pencil back out of Homer's hand] Any office supply
company can have them made up for you.
Homer: Can I have this one? [tries to tug it back]
Grimes: No.
Homer: Can [thinks] Lenny have it? [tries it again]
Grimes: No.
-- Are you sure you want to work here? "Homer's Enemy"
Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes.
Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny.
Grimes: How do you do.
Homer: [picks up one of Grimes' pencils, spilling the rest onto his
desk] Wow, you've got pencils with your name on them -- just
like a pencil company executive. I'd give anything for one
of these.
Grimes: [tugs the pencil back out of Homer's hand] Any office supply
company can have them made up for you.
Homer: Can I have this one? [tries to tug it back]
Grimes: No.
Homer: Can [thinks] Lenny have it? [tries it again]
Grimes: No.
-- Are you sure you want to work here? "Homer's Enemy"
Related:
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have one.
Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'... - Grimes: Can you believe that guy? He's in his office making a
pathetic attempt to look professional.
Carl: Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway... - Grimes: God, he eats like a pig.
Lenny: I dunno.
Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a ... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Burns: Could you explain your model, young man?
Grimes:
[from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!... - Homer: [to Grimes, who's walking by] Hiya Stretch,
what's the good word? Grimes: My name is... - Brockman: ... means death for us all. And now, "Kent's People!"
Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes,
a thirty- five-year-old Springfieldite who... - Homer: So, how's it going, Grimey?
Grimes: I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office,
Simpson. Homer: [laughs] Wish I had a nickel every... - Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car...
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- Homer: Look, Bart! It's Santa Claus!
[robot fires two missiles,
which makes reindeer back-up] Bart: Woah, it's Santa... - It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open... - Marge: Even if we sell the house, we still don't come close to
paying off the mortgage.
[pause] Homer+Marge: [getting a flash] Hey... ... - Hey, this thing's pretty gnarly.
I bet you could throw a dead body in there,
and no one would eeeeever find it. -- Otto, on Springfield... - Bart: I'm sorry I cost you your fortune, Grampa.
Abe:
Oh, the fortune doesn't matter, boy; the important...
