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• Spilling your guts out is just as charming as it sounds.
• Did you hear that The only thing worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar is being caught with leg make-up on your ears.
• Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Condoms are like listening to a symphony with cotton in your ears.
• Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground.
  You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable....
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....