Homer: Must have rare gummi...[to Marge] Distract the salesman.

Homer: Must have rare gummi...[to Marge] Distract the salesman.
Marge: No! I won't make a spectacle out of myself any further.
[her pocket bursts, spilling candy out]
[sheepish] Oh, oh. How'd they get there? [laughs]
[everyone helps her pick up]
Homer: Now, this is going to take all my skill...heh heh heh.
[smashes glass, takes Venus de Milo; an alarm sounds]
Man: Halt, halt!
Homer: Run, Marge! Save the booty!
-- The Candy Convention ends abruptly, "Homer Bad Man"

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