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• Percy...what is that on the front of your tunic? 'Tis a brooch, my lord.
  A brooch cunningly fashioned out of pure green. .....
• If you think it's buggers, but it's snot.
• Gold! Pure gold! ...Are you sure? Yes, my lord. Behold.
  .. Percy...it's _green_. -- Percy and Edmund : Money...
• Of course, you know what your great discovery means, don't you Percy?
  Perhaps, my lord... That you, Percy, Lord Percy......
• If you think your wife's jewellery is an investment, try selling a few pieces.
• I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• Noise? Did you hear a noise, Percy? ...No. Good. ..
  apart from that colossal drunken roar. (Edmund kicks Percy off chair) -- Edmund and Percy : Bee...
• I was the man of a thousand faces. So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now, then?
  -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...