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• Yes Percy, I don't want to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold is _gold_.
  That's why it's called gold. What you have discovered if indeed it has a name....
• Percy...what is that on the front of your tunic? 'Tis a brooch, my lord.
  A brooch cunningly fashioned out of pure green. .....
• Of course, you know what your great discovery means, don't you Percy?
  Perhaps, my lord... That you, Percy, Lord Percy......
• Percy...this is a very difficult situation. ...Yes, my lord.
  Someone's for the chop. You or me, in fact. ...Yes....
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...
• I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
• So you think there's a big market for jewellery that looks like snot, then?
  -- Edmund to Percy : Money...