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PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!!
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Shoot me, please, I can't take it anymore!
Please don't give me a piece of your mind... I know it's your last one.
I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling.
You must know I missed you. I'll shoot again.
No, I do not know what the Schadenfreude is. Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.
-- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
We aim to please, but we shoot to kill.
Sorry. I don't "do" COBOL.
As of next Thursday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs.
As of next Thursday, LISP will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs.
