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• We've got a problem, HAL". "What kind of problem, Dave?
  "A marketing problem. The Model 9000 isn't going anywhere....
• Help me, Dave. I can't run under Windows ... Dave!" -- Hal 9000
• I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000
• I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
  -- HAL 9000...
• I realize that I've made some very poor decisions recently, Dave, but I still have the utmost confidence in the mission.
  -- HAL 9000...
• Voice 1: Answer the phone, please, Hal. Voice 2: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
  -- Answering machine madness - machine theme...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!