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• It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.
• Friday afternoon, I'm walking home from school and I'm watching some men building a new house.
  And the guy hammering on the roof calls me a paranoid little weirdo....
• Any landing you can walk away from is a good one! -- Gerald R.
  Massie, U.S. Army Air Forces photographer. -- Written in 1944 after the crash-landing of his B-17....
• You can't mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane.
• PAIN: Falling out of a twenty story building, and snagging your eyelid on a nail.
• Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have.
  The greatest feeling? Landing... Landing is the greatest feeling you can have....
• To keep from falling, keep climbing.
• If you had a penny and you were on top of the Empire State Building, and you took that penny and threw it off the Empire State Building and it hit somebody in the head, it would kill him.
  Talk about getting your money's worth. -- Heywood Bank...
• A large stalactite extends from the roof and almost reaches the floor below.
  You could climb down it, and jump from it to the floor, but having done so you would be unable to reach it to climb back up....