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• Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• When I'm driving down the highway I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile, in case somebody's taking a satellite picture.
• I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice.
  It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish.
  My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead.
  You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
• I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank.
  I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this &l...
• In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
  ..so I never have to go upstairs. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
  -- Steven Wrigh...