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• Lets have accurassy.
• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• One day this guy is finally fed up with his middle-class existence and decides to do something about it.
  He calls up his best friend, who is a mathematical genius....
• A realist lets circumstances decide which end of the telescope to look through.
• So much Work, so little Time; lets go get a beer.
• A remarkable race are the Persians; They have such peculiar diversions.
  They make love the whole day In the usual way And save up the nights for perversions....
• So.. humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed.
  Mwahwahahahaha!" --Morbo...
• Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
  Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....