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• A pale little ghost appears in wireframe glasses and zits.
  He drops something, and then vanishes into the gloom....
• A large cloud of purple smoke appears before you. It clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer carrying a tape player and a myriad of tapes.
  He looks at everything and says "This adventure has lasted too long....
• A ghost appears in the room and is appalled by your desecration of the remains of a fellow adventurer.
  He casts a curse on all of your valuables and orders them banished to the land of the living dead....
• He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
• Knox's Principle of Star Quality: Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team, he fades.
  Whenever your team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom....
• Bart: Hey! Homer: Don't worry: we'll catch him, or run him over trying!
  Bart: Look! He's headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him....
• The main difference between a child and parent is that when a child feels like he or she should run away from home, the child says this out loud.
• Who was Casper the Friendly Ghost before he died?
• Little pots soon run over. Dutch Proverb