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• Who was Casper the Friendly Ghost before he died?
• He possessed a peculiar talent of producing effect in whatever he said or did.
  -- Tacitus (54-119 AD) -- Historiae, ii, 80...
• A pale little ghost appears, but he's run out of treasures. He soon fades away.
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
• A pale little ghost appears in wireframe glasses and zits.
  He drops something, and then vanishes into the gloom....
• Man will survive into eternity. He's too stupid to know when he's beaten.
• The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.
• A ghost appears in the room and is appalled by your desecration of the remains of a fellow adventurer.
  He casts a curse on all of your valuables and orders them banished to the land of the living dead....