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• An acquired player fades, a traded player rises to stardom. -- Knox's Principle
• Whenever a man seeks your advice he generally seeks your praise. -- Lord Chesterfield
• The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. -- John Woode
• Unix is not your mother. -- The Tiger Team
• Pedro: Buenas noches, senoritas! Moe: What'd he say?
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• Whenever you use a jump, be sure of your destination.
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• First Principle for Patients: Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is or how to treat it.