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• A cloud of purple smoke appears, then clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer wearing tacky shoes.
  He makes a note of what you've just said, and says "Be nice....
• As the tone echoes through the air, the sorcerer appears in a cloud of purple smoke.
  He says, "Congratulations! You've obtained a perfect score!...
• A cloud of purple smoke forms before your very eyes, and dissipates revealing a tall sorcerer in wireframe glasses and blue jeans.
  he fixes you with a vicious glare and proclaims "Arson is not allowed in this game....
• An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
  She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
• Suddenly a sinister, wraithlike figure, cloaked and hooded, appears seeming to float in the air before you.
  In a low, almost inaudible voice he says, "I welcome you to the ranks of the chosen of Zork....
• A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He says, "Boy, you're greedy," and pulls out a phaser.
  * * zzzaapppp!!! * * You've been reduced to a cloud of quarks....
• A cloud of purple smoke suddenly appears out of thin air.
  You hear a hollow voice say, "Please don't climb the walls....
• You have entered Lord Kazak's chamber. There room is quite large.
  Standing before you is a tall gromlet in an outrageous costume....
• A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He drops something, waves, and then vanishes, taking the smoke with him.