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  Moe: So? Joe: I gotta stay home with the nurse....
• Snow Day - stay home.
• Here's to good friends Tonight is kinda stupid The beer we'll pour Is something we'll ignore somehow.
  .. So tonight, tonight, Let it be Lowbrau." "Lowbrau, the beer for those times when you just don't feel sophisticated....
• Throw away documentation and manuals, and users will be a hundred times happier.
  Throw away privileges and quotas, and users will do the Right Thing....
• You can go home again - you just can't stay there. -- Murphy's Clarification of Thomas Wolfe's Law
• Stay tuned for Weird Al, tonight on UHF channel 62!
• Lenny: Quitting time! Carl: Let's go, Homer. On the way home, we're stopping at Moe's for a Zima.
  Homer: Er, maybe I'll just stay and work overtime....
• Using this fantastically, diabolically anti-me language.
  .. let them just stay tuned in. -- President George Bush, on his China-policy critic...