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• The cable TV repairman who tells you to stay home from work all day because he doesn't know when he'll drop by, will drop by at 6 p.
  m....
• Snow Day - stay home.
• Lisa: I still don't understand why you get to stay home and watch mom work.
  Bart: Because I've always been an advocate of women in the workplace, Lis....
• People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let'stay home and watch TV.
• This job is marginally better than daytime TV. -- Jim Pastore
• On Presidents Day you stay home and you don't do anything.
  Sounds like Vice Presidents Day! -- Jay Leno...
• Watch less TV.
• The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.