Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble.

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• All students who obtain a B will feel cheated out of an A.
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• Students who obtain an A for a course will claim that the instructor is a great teacher.
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• Ambidextrous instructors will erase with one hand while writing with the other.
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• The office space and salaries of college administrators are in inverse proportion to those of the instructors.
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• He who can will. He who can't, will teach. --
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• If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it.
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• When slides are shown in a darkened room, the instructor will require the students to take notes.
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• An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -
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• During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail.
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