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• You may be redneck... if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.
• Recreational Slumming: The practice of participating in recreational activities of a class one perceives as lower than one's ow
  Karen! Donald! Let's go bowling tonight! And don't worry about shoes....
• In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you.
  Your sole function will be to drink beer. -- Dave Barry...
• You can have my two cents worth for free!!
• Well it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and go, go, go, and don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
  Well you can do anything but stay off of my blue suede shoes. -- Elvi...
• Help stamp out the rumor that the Pope uses bowling shoes made of woven parsley leaves.
  Of course, in stamping out something of this nature, you may START something!...
• GET A CLUE. Cost. 50 cents!
• GET A LIFE. Cost. 50 cents.