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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
• Shit Happens' according to... Quality Control Inspecto
  This shit ain't good enough....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Moilanenism: Smells like shit of finnish fish.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
• Shit Happens' according to... Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
  I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so.......
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Environmentalism: Shit is biodegradable.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Freudianism: Shit is a phallic symbol.