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• Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our church.
  Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never felt this way about a girl before....
• The staff turns into an eagle and flies away.
• If you need a wand of digging, kindly ask the minotaur.
• If an average person on the subway turns to you, like an ancient mariner, and starts telling you her tale, you turn away or nod and hope she stops, not just because you fear she might be crazy.
  If she tells her tale on camera, you might listen....
• Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
  [Digs her elbow into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?...
• Apu: So, you are the new cop on the beat. [sighing] OK, I know the drill
  what will it be? $100? $200? Marge: $200. [realizing] No, no!...
• You know the honeymoon is over when you wife says she's going to slip into something a little more comfortable, and it turns out to be a twin bed!
• This is a recorded announcement, as I'm afraid we're all out at the moment.
  The commercial council of Magrathea thanks you for you esteemed visit, but regrets that the entire planet is temporarily closed for business....