Apu: So, you are the new cop on the beat. [sighing] OK, I know the
drill: what will it be? $100? $200?
Marge: $200. [realizing] No, no! I mean, nothing! I don't take
bribes.
Apu: Yes, of course you don't. I will just leave this money on the
table with my unseeing back to the money on the table.
[he turns around]
Marge: Apu, no.
[she turns around]
[Mr. Burns walks by, snatches the money]
Together: [seeing the money gone] That's better!
-- Stash those "Gigantic Asses" magazines away,
"The Springfield Connection"
drill: what will it be? $100? $200?
Marge: $200. [realizing] No, no! I mean, nothing! I don't take
bribes.
Apu: Yes, of course you don't. I will just leave this money on the
table with my unseeing back to the money on the table.
[he turns around]
Marge: Apu, no.
[she turns around]
[Mr. Burns walks by, snatches the money]
Together: [seeing the money gone] That's better!
-- Stash those "Gigantic Asses" magazines away,
"The Springfield Connection"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - on "Bite Back"]
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Apu: No -- I mean, yes -- I mean -- uh oh. [sweats]... - Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's... - Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like
nobody's good enough for me.
[a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got... - Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy,
deplorable... Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless... - Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery... - Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the
store just because I look like -
I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown... - Apu: Oh, Mrs. Simpson: it may interest to you to know we're having a
sale on blue dye #52.
It is your hair color, I believe. Marge: Whatever do... - Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....
