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• Shelter", what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
• Nice shooting, son. What's your name?" "MURPHY." -- From ROBOCOP
• HARBOR, n. A place where ships taking shelter from stores are exposed to the fury of the customs.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Where do you place your hate? -- Henry Goldblum
• LAK?! What kind of name is Lak?! oh..Lak the wizard!..nice name!
• Ned: Heidy-hoeroony, neighbor. What can I do you for?
  Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your bomb shelter....
• Dont you just love a place that takes away your name and gives you a number.
• TODAY: A nice place to visit, but you can't stay here for long.
• UNIX: It's a nice place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit there.