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• TODAY: A nice place to visit, but you can't stay here for long.
• UNIX: It's a nice place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit there.
• Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
• Solitude: A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay. -- Josh Billings. (Henry Wheeler Shaw)
• It was a nice place to visit, Number One, but I wouldn't want to die there.
  -- Picard about the Holodeck, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7...
• It's not how deep you can plow, it's how long you can stay in the field.
• Ned: Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson!
  How long have you been here? Homer: Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life....
• At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
• May you never have to visit such a filthy place as the outhouse.