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• Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son? Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains.
  .. in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this....
• Murphy, I'm a mess!" "That's OK. They'll fix you. They fix everything." -- Robocop
• LAK?! What kind of name is Lak?! oh..Lak the wizard!..nice name!
• SMILEY >|( Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation.
• Krabappel: As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
  Skinner: What do you say, son? You keep our secret and some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future....
• What is your name? What is your quest?... What is your favorite color?
• Never worry about the bullet with your name on it. Instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'.
  Murphy's Tenth Military Law...