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• The difference between prose and poetry. For example
  "There was a young lady from the Khyber Pass, Who went into the Ganges up to her knees....
• There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died.
  While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside....
• We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
  But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....
• Sabina proceeded with her melancholy musings: What if she had a man who ordered her about?
  A man who wanted to master her? How long would she put up with him?...
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• Did you hear about the fun-loving young lady who insists she won't even consider marriage until she's gotten some experience under her belt.