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• Don't do things half-assed. If a thing is worth doing at all, it's worth doing as well as you can possibly do it.
  Pick out something you think is worthwhile and do it or work at it with passion....
• You, you, you shouldn't, you shouldn't traumatize women with sexual intercourse.
  I should know, I'm a medieval doctor, I own a mansion and a yacht....
• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....
• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
• I want to do something too, with you. Uh...What? It's something you can teach me, will you?
  Uh...Well, actually, there are some games I don't quite know yet....
• Would you like some duck for lunch, eh misster, would you?
• Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
  To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
• Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.
  --Robert D. Sprech...