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• Homer: [through a megaphone] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
  Hello? Marge: Homer, is that you? Homer: [aside] What should I say?...
• Man: I can't believe you never heard of me. I'm a very popular entertainer.
  Homer: Oh, of I've heard of you! I mean, you'd have to be living under a rock not to know....
• My name is Inigo P. Fudd. You killed my millionaire. Prepare to own a mansion und a yacht.
• I am Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion und a yacht.
  -- Looney Tunes, Hare Brush (1955, Friz Freleng)...
• I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won'
  when you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination....
• Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
  Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
• Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.
  I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor....
• I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won'
  when you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination....
• You should talk to the DOCTOR.