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• The most important thing in the programming language is the name.
  A language will not succeed without a good name....
• Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
• Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
• My name is Dracula. I am a vampire. But I *love* garlic!
• Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? -- Paul Simo
• I am a good boy. I am a good man. I am a good girl.
  "What is this, propaganda?" -- Mae West (My Little Chickadee)...
• I am Republican of borg. The middle class will be assimilated.
• Homer: Well beer, we've had some great times... [singing to "It was a Very Good Year"] When I was 17, I drank some very good beer.
  I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was 17....
• I am not a politician and my other habits are also good. -- A. Ward