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• If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher.
  I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself....
• I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
• I am a good boy. I am a good man. I am a good girl.
  "What is this, propaganda?" -- Mae West (My Little Chickadee)...
• Self-deprecation is my middle name, but I am not very good at it.
• The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
  "I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it....
• I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
  -- Artemus Ward...
• I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward
• No, I am that I am, and they that level At my abuses reckon up their own.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry -- Sonnet cxxi...