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• A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasio
  butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly....
• Budget the luxuries first! Lazarus Long
• For women, "equality is a disaster." -- Lazarus Long
• Rub her feet. -- Lazarus Long
• Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. -- Lazarus Long
• All men are created unequal. -- Lazarus Long
• Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long
• An elephant: a mouse built to government specifications. -- Lazarus Long
• A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms. -- Lazarus Long