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• Maybe Jesus was right when he said that the meek shall inherit the earth -- but they inherit very small plots, about six feet by three.
  -- Lazarus Long...
• The meek will inherit the earth ... in pine boxes six feet long by ...
• A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual" -- find out how he feels about astrology.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Maybe the meek will inherit the earth, but if they do, they'll be inheriting it from me.
• The meek shall inherit the earth; but by that time there won't be anything left worth inheriting.
• The meek inherit the earth -- usually in small sections... about 6 by 3.
• A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
  Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling....