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• Rub her feet. -- Lazarus Long
• ROO: Rub Out Operato
• TIE Useless piece of clothing, usually worn by men.
  For this reason the tie is often seen as a phallic symbol, but in fact it was devised as a substitute to prevent men being irritated by not being able to rub their own chest hair....
• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philip
• To get the point, rub a porcupine backwards.
• Push button Rub hands together vigorously under air stream Wipe hands on pants.
  -- Written over faded instructions on electric hand drye...
• Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.
  -- Damon Runyo...
• This tagline vibrates if you rub it the right way.
• Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together.