Rimmer: You? How did you get into art college?
Lister: The same way you always get into art college. The same old
usual boring normal way everyone gets into art college. I
failed my exams and applied...they snapped me up!
-- Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'
Lister: The same way you always get into art college. The same old
usual boring normal way everyone gets into art college. I
failed my exams and applied...they snapped me up!
-- Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'
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