Abe: Hello. As you may know, I might not be around much longer. So,
I've decided to give you your inheritance before I die. That way
I can see you enjoy it.
Lisa, I know you like reading and...so forth. To you, I give you
my lifetime of personal correspondence.
Lisa: Thanks. [reads] "Mr. Simpson stop Your calls and letters are
becoming nuisance stop If you do not cease I will be forced to
pursue legal action stop Signed Boris Karloff, Hollywood,
California."
-- A persistent fan, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
I've decided to give you your inheritance before I die. That way
I can see you enjoy it.
Lisa, I know you like reading and...so forth. To you, I give you
my lifetime of personal correspondence.
Lisa: Thanks. [reads] "Mr. Simpson stop Your calls and letters are
becoming nuisance stop If you do not cease I will be forced to
pursue legal action stop Signed Boris Karloff, Hollywood,
California."
-- A persistent fan, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us.
Lisa:
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu... - Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Abe: And to my son Homer --
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -
and his entire family -- Homer: D'oh! Abe: -- I leave... - Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm?
Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those ... - Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age... - Bart: OK, it's not _painfully_ clear the adults are _definitely_
paving the way for an invasion by the saucer people.
Milhouse: You fool! Can't you see it's a massive government... - Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
