Abe: Hello. As You May Know, I Might Not Be Around Much Longer.

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Abe: Hello. As you may know, I might not be around much longer. So,
I've decided to give you your inheritance before I die. That way
I can see you enjoy it.
Lisa, I know you like reading and...so forth. To you, I give you
my lifetime of personal correspondence.
Lisa: Thanks. [reads] "Mr. Simpson stop Your calls and letters are
becoming nuisance stop If you do not cease I will be forced to
pursue legal action stop Signed Boris Karloff, Hollywood,
-- A persistent fan, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"