The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank. -- Erma Bombeck

The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank. -- Erma Bombeck

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The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
-- Erma Bombeck

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The grass is always greener on the other side
The grass is always greener on the other fellow's grave.
The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.
Imhoff's Law: The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank -- the really big lumps always rise to the top.
Imhoff's Law The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank -- the REALLY big chunks always rise to the top.
Schapiro's Explanation: The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's because they use more manure.